For those who have been following me long enough, you can tell I’m quite the fan of Santa’s Satanic Helper! Of course, I’m referring to the Krampus. For those out of the loop, Krampus is a creature originating from Germanic folklore. He trails Santa around the world to punish naughty children, while Santa takes care of the good. Specifically, Krampus hits you with his bundle of sticks before sweeping you into a bag full of little hell raisers! This holiday horror looks like a diabolic monster with coarse black hair all over him, usually with horns and cloven hooves. For centuries, the image of this creature has haunted and fascinated countless people.
Needless to say, Krampus has slowly been catching on in the United States. Whether it’s pop songs or animated parodies, the Christmas Devil himself has been popping up in public consciousness. A couple of years ago, the creators of “Trick R’ Treat” had announced they were bringing this being to life in a new movie. As of December 2015, that movie is out and the Krampus will punish all of those who dare act naughty during this season. So, how does the movie itself hold up? Read onward to find out. (Warning: Some spoilers ahead!)
Directed by John Wright and story by Kevin Lehane, Grabbers is a 2012 horror-comedy about small island town that faces off against tentacled horrors that dwell in the sea. It follows two Garda officers as they’re deployed to the seaside community, only to discover their problems lie beyond rude dock workers, drunken fools and deranged scientists. Teaming up with various survivors of “The Grabbers”, the motley crew does all they can to keep these monstrous horrors from consuming the entire island. As one would expect, it’s campy and schlocky, but that’s what the film was intending to go for in the first place.
Author’s Note: I was originally planning on reviewing this for a magazine, but some things sadly didn’t quite work out. As a result, I revisited what I wrote and used it as notes as I watched it again. Needless to say, not many of my opinions have changed. Enjoy. Also beware, this review contains spoilers. If ya wanna avoid spoilers, hop down to the smiling Erin Island sign!
Image Sources – Grabbers Screenshots via Horrorhoneys, Bloody-Disgusting, Slant Magazine; Grabbing Arm – Amazon
Rock ‘N’ Roll!
Greetings from the untamed waste, my good prospectors and bandits! The summer blockbuster season has only just begun as we’ve seen a couple familiar faces either be teased (i.e. Jurassic World) or make their way to theatres everywhere (i.e. Avengers, Poltergeist). Among those beloved franchises is one that has stood the poisoned sands of time, Mad Max. Despite speculation over being a reboot or sequel, George Miller himself described it as more a return to the universe’s mythology instead. As to how this film fits in the series, it’s left relatively vague. In fact, the date the series take place has been altered by speculation and retcon alike. Likely picking up somewhere after Thunderdome (since it’s not really described when), this film focuses on Imperator Furiosa’s rebellion against tyrannical leader and slaver, Immortan Joe. In fact, while Max gets plenty of time to explore how his character continues to handle the empty Outback, Furiosa’s story takes center stage. So, how does the film handle? Well, let’s take some war rigs down Fury Road and find out!
Over ten years ago, I was an awkward and geeky teen like many others. Among my many hobbies was collecting all sorts of Japanese animation (or anime) titles. Granted, this was the turning point from “crack is cheaper” to anime being readily available at a decent price. Some time during ’03/’04, a program on G4TV/TechTV announced a new movie by the director of AKIRA (Katsuhiro Otomo) which takes place in a dystopian Britain. Here, a young inventor must protect a secret experiment from greedy businessmen and power-hungry bureaucrats after losing his father and nearly losing his grandfather in an industrial accident.
At the time, I was slightly new to the emerging “steampunk” fad, so I was coloured intrigued! Upon watching the movie, I found it to be an enjoyable action picture with a cool protagonist I related too. Now, it’s over a decade later and I’m a fair bit different from my slightly younger self. So, how does this picture hold up today? Let’s turn some valves and let loose some steam as we discuss “Steamboy”.
I enjoyed writing this review just as much as I enjoyed this movie! I’ve always had a soft spot for horror-comedy of almost any kind though. But, this one does things a bit differently.
Two country brothers face an evil greater than anything they could imagine… COLLEGE STUDENTS!
Pardon the double whammy of Vaults posts. I’ve been really bad with archiving my old posts lately. No matter! Please enjoy a look back at a cheesy horror-comedy classic! (And yes, this is before I got rid of the weird spelling.)
“Very young, getting kicks
Cruisin’ around 56
Drinking beer, driving fast
This party is their last
They’ll dance on the graves
The lost souls, Satan’s slaves
They don’t know the acid rain
Is coming down to make them insane
Do you wanna party, it’s party time
We got to party, it’s party time” – 45 Grave, ‘Party Time’ (Zombie Version)
Necrotik Reviews returns with a trashy b-classic!
A ways back, I covered an urban fantasy film called, “Cast a Deadly Spell”, which injected a post-War film noir aspect into the realms of modern fantasy. The sequel, “Witch Hunt” focuses on Cold War paranoia being represented by the abuse of magicks.
In the introduction, we’re given a TV newsreel of the world of L.A.! But, it’s not our L.A., as magic is everywhere in this atomic age fantasy. But, this decay in morality is too much for Senator Larson Crockett! His goal is to put an end to magic once and for all! Will he succeed? And of course, what insidious power is really at work here?
Please enjoy another review from the Vaults. Yes, this was back when I thought going by “Necrotik” was edgy and stuff… Old shame? No matter, enjoy!
“ANGRY BUNNEH KNOWS DA TRUFF!” – A tired me trying to be funny while watching this.
Collaboration with my werewolf friend!