It’s been that time of the year for a while and it’s safe to say that many of us are sick of it. We see Mall Santas chugging whiskey outside the local shopping center, spoiled brats screaming about how getting the newest toy is a sign of love, the same holiday pop covered by a flavor of the year music group, sickeningly cheery decorations mass produced by Hallmark-esque megacorporations, you get the general idea. For many a bitter cynic, the yuletide season simply sucks. In a sense, rewatching How the Grinch Stole Christmas, there’s a lot to relate to. Perhaps something about the plot makes us all the more bitter. But, why is that?
I had told myself that I didn’t just want this page to be a blog, but ya know what? I kinda wanna expand my review page to have random thoughts on stuff. Why? I’m not sure. But yeah, I might type up some more rambling posts, mostly pertaining to sci-fi and horror sooner or later.
Tired of the saccharine crap that floods radio waves from early November to early January? It’s the same old derivative playlists only lightly spiced up by flavor of the year bubblegum pop. After a while, it’s grating to the mind and soul. Now, for gloomy souls like myself, there’s a genre of music that appeals as a proper alternative. I speak of dark ambient/atmospheric music. Combining this with the motifs and inspirations of the early winter holidays and you have the recipe for a fantastically freaky but festive experience. Groups such as Nox Arcana have created their own contributions to yuletide terror, with their own excellent releases.
This time around, it’s Midnight Syndicate’s turn to show their musical mastery for a truly magical christmas time. When I speak of “christmas magic”, I’m not talking about holly jolly merriment, I’m speaking of the twisted and bizarre folklore that extends several centuries at the very least; strange shadowy beings, seemingly alive winter winds, strange monstrosities, wandering ghostly spirits and tons more. These are the myths crafted in small villages and written by just as crafty poets. Whether it be St. Nick’s demonic helper from the Alps or the ghosts that haunt Scrooge in A Christmas Carol, the weird and supernatural is just as much a part of Christmas as it is Halloween. With that, there’s plenty of reason behind a horror-oriented Christmas album. I’m referring to the latest release by atmospheric gothic music group, Midnight Syndicate. Their newest release, “Christmas A Ghostly Gathering” has a mix of original pieces and dark takes on traditional hymns and holiday essentials. In a sense, it’s like Midnight Syndicate heard the soundtrack to “A Nightmare before Christmas” and wanted to make their own take on Horror for the Holidays. Read on for more.
Obligatory Star Wars post! Also, I’m working at a theater as the premiere of Star Wars is happening, so expect things a bit later than usual. Don’t worry, I’m not dead… but I’ll be dead tired for the next week or two. Such is life!
For those who have been following me long enough, you can tell I’m quite the fan of Santa’s Satanic Helper! Of course, I’m referring to the Krampus. For those out of the loop, Krampus is a creature originating from Germanic folklore. He trails Santa around the world to punish naughty children, while Santa takes care of the good. Specifically, Krampus hits you with his bundle of sticks before sweeping you into a bag full of little hell raisers! This holiday horror looks like a diabolic monster with coarse black hair all over him, usually with horns and cloven hooves. For centuries, the image of this creature has haunted and fascinated countless people.
Needless to say, Krampus has slowly been catching on in the United States. Whether it’s pop songs or animated parodies, the Christmas Devil himself has been popping up in public consciousness. A couple of years ago, the creators of “Trick R’ Treat” had announced they were bringing this being to life in a new movie. As of December 2015, that movie is out and the Krampus will punish all of those who dare act naughty during this season. So, how does the movie itself hold up? Read onward to find out. (Warning: Some spoilers ahead!)
I almost forgot it is one of the most wonderful times of the year! I’m not referring to Christmas, no. I’m referring to the night where Santa’s Satanic Little Helper scoops up all the naughty kids Santa doesn’t wanna deal with. This is the Night of the Krampus, of course! Over recent years, he’s even obtained more popularity with plenty of pop culture attention. In fact, I might turn my attention to a new movie very soon…
IMAGE SOURCE: Chris Piascik
It wouldn’t be Fallout without a masked figure on the front, right?
Fallout is a series of many things; a deconstruction of classic science fiction, a direct homage to said classic science fiction, a now long running franchise that’s practically 2 decades old and so much more. Above all, it’s a beloved series with an amazing and devoted fanbase. Sure, there is much division over older and newer generations of games (which I myself will admit to taking part in); but we’ve had more than enough proof that fans have kept the spirit of Fallout alive. Archive sites like the Nexus contain thousands upon thousands of mods, adding new features to the game or rewriting it in its entirety. You may wonder what this has to do with Fallout 4? While others have focused on traversing the world of the wastelands and following a story, this one allows you to customize the weird wastes ahead. So, why do I praise it as a great game, but comdemn it as a poor Fallout title? More ahead. (Warning: Spoilers)